meanplastic:

ME

me tonight lol

(Source: cocaineteas)


vinegod:

How to leave an awkward situation by Katie Ryan

I cared once. Fucked me up.
(via ryannxp)

(Source: perfectionisodd)


bitchcraftandwiggatry:

It’s officially gone too far now.

benderliam:

when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know

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How the signs respond to “I love you”

shitthesignssay:

Aries- I love you MORE
Taurus-really?
Gemini- I love… cake.
Cancer- for how long?
Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t you?
Virgo- Thank you
Libra- I have to pee.
Scorpio- Mhm
Sagittarius- No, I love YOUUUUU
Capricorn- I know.
Aquarius- What even is love?
Pisces- Huh?